> >
> >A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
>and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
>she sits alone at a nearby table.
> >
> >The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
> >
> >"Yes," sighs the husband, "She' s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
>took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
>she hasn't been sober since."
> >
> >says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
>celebrating that long?
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