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PostSubject: The Koala & The Lizard   Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:03 pm

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude. how much water did you drink?!!"


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